Thursday, January 28, 2010

MS Walk - it's on!

Living in Seattle mean a lot of different things. Unfortunately one of those things is living in a part of the world with an extremely high number of MS cases. I personally know multiple people who are battling this debilitating disease, including a member of my family. In order to take a more proactive stance in helping to raise awareness and funds for research I'm doing the Walk MS in April.

I started a team today and already have a couple other people signed up to participate with me and a bunch more interested.

There's a couple of things that you can do to help out:

DONATE:
You can donate money to the cause on their website. Using that link makes sure that it goes towards my personal and team goal, $250 and $2K respectively. No amount is too small!!! (well I think that the minimum is $5)

JOIN:
I encourage all of you to join my team! You can join by following the link. Once there you can click on the "join team" button at the top of the team members list. I'm going to be working on some idea for team activities and such. If you have an idea let me know, I'm open to any and all.

Thanks to everyone for your support!

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

"Sky looks gray but the sky inside is a mighty great one"

I've spent the last couple days becoming reaquianted with an old friend by the name of Olivia Tremor Control. It's been wonderful. Every track suggests that day in March when spring succeeds and day finally wins its battle with the night. It won't be long...

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

"So that you too may learn to hit that jive"



Props to Jonny D on this find.

I thought it was Wednesday until an hour ago...

I've been thinking about changing my email address. It'd be a lot harder than I thought. Everything I do online it seems is tied to my gmail account. I wish Google would just let me switch it all over easily. Doesn't seem too likely...

I need to figure out what I'm going to do for my birthday this year. I'm not even sure what I want from my birthday this year. It's on Easter this year. Maybe I'll have to dress up like a giant bunny and go around tormenting children. Either that or I reenact the passion. Both could be interesting...

Sound like I might be getting a G1 tonight. We'll have to see. I'm cautiously optimistic...

Work sucks today. Way too busy. I guess I should quit doing this and check my voicemail. I'd rather ramble on a while though...

Tusk Talk

I wish that I had a pair of tusks. Huge ones. I'd make people bask in their majesty and power. I'd walk around town barking and threatening to crush people with them, deep down knowing I'd never follow through. I'd go to bars and show them off to all the ladies, have them polished and waxed so they always looked their best. It'd be amazing.

Only down side is that I'd probably have a problem with poachers. People would always be trying to kill me on the bus so that they could take my precious tusks. I wouldn't let em though. I'd gore them to death and I'd be right to do so.

I wonder if I can find a modern day Dr. Moreau to make this happen for me.

Monday, January 25, 2010

I wish that I had a goose shaped hat

Wouldn't that be cool? Kinda like this...

Stanwood, Fairhaven and those majestic Douglas Firs...

CAUTION: This is a long meaningless post of events. It is probably of little concern to any of you. And as such...

On Saturday morning I woke up at 9:30am. It was a little later than I had wanted to and I'd already missed a phone call from my father. I called him back and to be honest I'm not sure why he wanted me to call him. I think it had something to do with computers. But as is standard between the two of us it turned into an exchange of political ideology. I got so wrapped up in it, I didn't realize the time had passed and NESF was waiting for me on the street.

I rushed to get a few things together and ran out the door. He had MNom's car (props to MNom!) and I got into the small red civic, ready for the road. We made a quick stop at Northgate to get a boot and then it was time to head north.

We were both hungry and becoming increasingly so as we passed through Marysville. I saw a sign that said "Stanwood" and remembering my time there as a child decided that it was the perfect place to find a diner. Just off the freeway there is only a gas station, burger joint and coffee barn. We headed a little further in to find a serious of offensive strip malls. In an attempt to find the "old town" we headed down a road that gave us a few of the sound through a cemetery. There was a strange feeling like I know someone there, and I may very well, but its not who I thought it was.

The road wrapped back around to reveal what we'd been looking for, the old town. Large rusting metal structures rose sporadically around the small line of shops and restaurants. We decided that we should just walk the area to find a place, the car would be too confining to really get a feel for it all.

For there not being too much there, Stanwood had a pretty decent selection of restaurants. We ended up at a little breakfast joint called "The Duck In". As soon as we walked in I knew we were in the right place, and the wrong place. As a city dweller I find that once you get away from the urban density people tend to look at you different, as if to say, "Oh, you're one of them." It wasn't completely overwhelming in at "The Duck In" but it was there. They knew where we were from.

We ordered our breakfast, which was neither terrible nor fantastic. The best part about the whole thing was when we were leaving. NESF noticed a CD for sale by the register. On the cover there was a man with a mustache and a big cowboy hat. He then turned just slightly to see that the man on the CD was sitting at the bar, wearing the hat. It was all too perfect.

We got back to the car and continued our path north. It should be noted that last week we'd agreed to each buy two of the reissued Pavement albums, and we'd both received them on Friday. So we were listening to Wowee Zowee cruisin' up I-5. I'd forgotten how pleasant the drive is once you break free from Burlington. Steep slopes rise up from nothing in chaotic patterns and covered in the fantastic trees we've got growing around here. Big, majestic. Douglas Firs. "Douglas Firs..."

It should also be noted that the final stretch into Bellingham is a bit treacherous. You have to be constantly alert for falling rocks. We were able to navigate the wandering rocks and instead of being crushed alive I actually got to see a little waterfall on the side of the interstate.

We exited the freeway and drove the short distance down into Fairhaven. Fairhaven. Just the name has a magical quality to it. Fairhaven.

We parked the car on the south side and took to the ground. The first matter of business was to find a ale. We walked up and down the streets with no luck. We found a couple of wine bars, but no tavern or ale house or beer room, not even just a standard bar. We contemplated asking someone, but never did, I think it's because it was only shortly after noon and neither of us wanted to come across as a drunkard, even to complete strangers.

After we thought we'd seen it all with no success I noticed a small sign with hands pointing in various directions. Sure enough one of the hands pointed us in the right direction "Archer Ale House" half a block away. Not ten minutes before we'd walked past it and completely missed it, probably because the place was underground.

We descended the rough stone staircase to find exactly what we were looking for. It was early, so only a few committed basketball fans were there. We ordered a couple of IPA's and found a cribbage board. I lost. Badly. Well I didn't get lurched or anything like that, but I lost. We finished our second pint and decided to venture out into the bookstore.

Village books is a great bookstore. It's three levels and in the back is a nice little park. They mix the used in with the new, which I like. It also has a generally pleasant atmosphere. We wandered the shelves for a while before I purchased a couple of books, Demian by Hesse and the new DeLilo novel.

The books went to the car and while we were getting back into the heart of Fairhaven I got a painful lust for nachos. There was a Mexican place by the sign of hands so we dipped in. The woman handed us menus and told us that there was a table upstairs while she wandered off into the kitchen. This should have been a sign of things to come, but we didn't catch it.

We ordered some nachos and soup. The nachos were a little intimidating. It was a massive plate of goodness. But as time passed the chips got soggy, making the whole thing very difficult to attack and as much as we tried we couldn't finish them all. Then came the waiting. We had made it very obvious that we'd finished eating and were waiting for a check. Waiting. Waiting. Thought about just dippin' out the side door. They could never find us. Waiting. Waiting. Really if they wanted us to pay they'd bring us a check. Waiting. Maybe they forgot about us. Waiting...

Finally we got up and went downstairs. I stared at the women who gave us the menus as she talked quickly with our waitress. They fumbled with the computer, every once in a while looking over at us with terror. We should have just left. It appeared that they didn't have our check and they had to recreate it. They never would have known. We paid them got the hell out of there. Moral of the story: Don't eat at Milagro's.

We headed out and decided that we should walk off the gut bomb of cheese we just ingested. Luckily there was a little path nearby. We walked along, overheard a couple discussing the politics of health care, lamented the blackberries and ivy along the trails edge (PMRob was mentioned as a solution), noticed a used bookstore up the hill. We reached the end of the trail and there were some kids smoking pot by an dilapidated barn like structure. I really wanted to go inside of it, but I didn't want to deal with the stoners.

Back up on the street we dipped into the before mentioned bookstore. Wow. Wow. It was great. There were piles of books everywhere. At first glance there didn't seem to be any order to how the books were arranged. After about ten minutes I got the structure down. I wandered through the aisles looking at books about UFOs, how to raise sheep, Ecotopia, etc.

NESF went up to the counter to purchase a book about Joyce's Ireland. The man behind the counter started the transaction by saying, "thanks for checkin' in with us." A very strange thing to say to someone that you've never met before. I concluded that he was in fact a trans-dimensional being and that in one of this other realms of existence NESF is his colleague and works in the bookstore with him. That still didn't explain the "us" so much. And so ended our time in Fairhaven.

We returned to the Civic and headed south back down the interstate. All in all a good trip, perfect day long escape...

Friday, January 22, 2010

America for sale and no one cares

So if you've heard about the recent supreme court ruling you already know that we're in for big change on how elections are funded in the future. Through a loop hole in the law foreign companies (governments maybe) will be able to contribute to elections through their american subsidiaries. WHAT? REALLY? And when I go to read more about it on my phone not only can I not find an article but you know what I find in it's place "Bristol Palin demands child support." WHAT? REALLY? That's what we care about?

This is how a mash up should be done

Thanks to NESF for finding this little gem.

Saigon Deli Survival Guide


There is a great little deli in Little Saigon just off 12th and Jackson called the Saigon Deli. It's a Vietnamese deli that has sandwiches, hot food, and baked goods. The best part is it's cheap! A grilled pork sandwich is only $2.50. The bad part is that it's complete chaos when they get busy. Here are a few tips that I've discovered in the last five years:

#1. BE PATIENT. You're going to get pushed around and run into by people, that's how it is. It might take a few minutes to place your order, getting frustrated that it's taking a while isn't going to make it happen sooner. As was the case I saw today. A couple of guys, who'd obviously never been there when it's busy, start screaming in the middle of the place, "There's a line here!" When in fact there is no line and there never will be. Everyone just stared blankly at them for a few fleeting moments and went back to the hustle and bustle.

#2. When you know what you want MAKE EYE CONTACT. If you're looking off into space they're never going to take your order. The ladies making the sandwiches are very busy and if you're trying to order one you need to make sure that you're ready when their head pops up to take the next order. This can be at any moment! Stay ready because it might be a while before you get another chance...

#3. DON'T HESTITATE. If you've made eye contact with one of the workers, don't try to be chivalrous and offer the person in front of you the chance to order, because both of you will end up waiting longer. And I guarantee you that no one else is going to offer you their chance to order. It's survival of the fittest, don't let others bring you down.

#4. LOOK OUT BENEATH YOU. If you're a taller person like I am you really need to watch what's under you. There might be a child or elderly person who is trying to get ahead and you don't want to crush them. I can't emphasis this enough. I've nearly trampled many a people because I didn't realize them sneak in.

#5. Finally when it comes time to pay GET THE SPRING ROLLS. It's two bucks for two of them, they're right by the register and they're great. If you're looking for something deep fried go with the egg rolls, they're two for a buck. Not as satisfying but still good. There is also a bunch of sweet things that are good too. I'm not much of a sweets person, but I have tried the cream puffs and they were pretty good.

In all seriousness if you've never been before I don't recommend making your first trip during the rush (usually 11-2 on weekdays). It'd be best to go in the morning or later in the afternoon that way you can take your time to see what all they have without being pushed about in all directions. However I do encourage all of you to check it out sometime. It's a great little place, as long as you know what you're getting into.

Great track, great video

Props to Cindy McCain

I just want to give a mad shout out to Cindy McCain. She recently modeled for the group NOH8, a gay right advocacy group opposing Prop 8. It takes a strong will to go out on a limb and do what she's done especially given her husbands hard line anti-equality stance and high profile government position.

My favorite part though, she contacted them about the photo! And that's why Cindy you're my hero this week.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Tweet to close Gitmo!!!

Tomorrow marks the one year anniversary of Obama's commitment to close Gitmo in a year. They admit that they're not going to make the deadline however we need to make sure that the adminstration can see that a lot of people are still concerned about it. Amnesty Intl, ACLU and a bunch of others are running a "Tweet to Close Gitmo!" campaign tomorrow. I hope that all of you take the time to participate.

Never let me down - gently

A knock at the door

I had a dream last night...

I was supposed to meet with one of my customers. He was staying at a hotel downtown and I was told to meet one of his aides at a store on 6th and Pine. None of the store that are there were there. I was in a variety store on the northeast corner. They sold hats, t-shirts, bags and miscellaneous trinkets. The vast majority of the items seemed to be targeted at me specifically. I was in line to buy some items when I noticed a man in a black trench coat at the door. He was staring straight at me. I pointed to myself as if to say "me?" and he nodded. I set down the items I was going to buy and walked out to meet the man.

It was raining heavily. The roads were completely dilapidated and littered with potholes of various sizes that had filled with water. I danced around the puddles trying to move as quickly as my guide without getting my foot caught in a trap. He didn't seem to have the same concern. He walked a perfectly straight path even if it meant stepping into a pool of water.

As we neared the hotel I could see his trajectory would lead him to the largest pool I'd seen yet. I yelled for him to stop, turn and move around it, but he didn't. He took a step and then disappeared down into the abyss. I rushed to the edge of the hole, but could only see the water at the top. I reached in and felt around till I found something that seemed to be a human hand. I grasped it and pulled as hard as I could. There was a lot of tension at first but as soon as his hand broke the surface all resistance disappeared and I ended up throwing the man across the street. He thanked me quickly and continued on to our destination.

We arrived at a hotel like the Sheraton, but not. Everything was exquisite but strange. We took an ebony elevator up to the top floor. The layout was unlike any hotel I'd ever seen. None of the rooms had bathrooms and were layed out in some sort of abstract fractal pattern. It was like being in an MC Escher picture. I was shown to my room and waited there for a lifetime. There was nothing in the room except for a bed. The walls were completely blank. Time seemed to vary in speeds that I couldn't understand and couldn't change. I had become convinced that I was dead and this was my purgatory, until there was a knock at the door - and my alarm went off...

Monday, January 18, 2010

Rapid Fire

Went on a mini amazon spree this morning. Got "Slanted and Enchanted" and "Crooked Rain Crook Rain" reissues along with Lost season 5. I can't wait for it all to arrive...

Mad props to Dr. King...

Speaking of Lost - 15 days...

Blair and Bush's understanding about Iraq wasn't "signed in blood". Too bad. That would have been all too fitting if it were...

Friday was mad crazy. Went out with JonnyD and TK. Good times. Five Spot, Fun House, Redwood. The window in Jonny's car does roll down so I had to open the door to hoot some fools. "WHITE CENTER BITCH WHAT!?!?!"...

I'm completely done with Palin. Why couldn't she just fade away into great northern wilderness?...

Kicked it with the fam Saturday. Was supposed to have lunch with Grandma but she was feeling off and we're going to have to reschedule. But I got to have lunch with pops and the sister instead. Good times...

Fascism isn't the answer...

There is an Optimus Prime Potatohead. I have to own one...

Supposed to be getting a tv stand from PMRob today. We'll see if it happens...

I was leaving work on Friday and a kid right in front of me was smoking marijuana out of a small one hitter. Each time he took a toke he'd crouch down trying to conceal the action with his jacket. That didn't change the fact that the whole bus smelt like someone smoking weed and everyone knew it was him when he'd exhale a plume of smoke. Part of me felt like I should've told the kid his discretion was just wasted effort since everyone knew what's going on and besides its the 7- no one cares...

This video is kinda lame, but the song is great...

Friday, January 15, 2010

Words on a tombstone

If for some strange reason I end up being buried and not cremated I want my tombstone to read something similar to this...

Donate Now!!!

I meant to do this yesterday, but it's better late than never.

The scene in Haiti is bad. If you haven't already donated money to the relief I highly recommend that you do. If everyone in US donates $10 that would equate to $3 BILLION in funds to help the people of Haiti. $10 is nothing.

There are many ways that you can do this:

You can donate $10 to Haiti relief by texting “Haiti” to 90999. (This has already raised over 8 million!!!)

Go to the Red Cross website and donate there (You can specify it for Haiti Relief)

I could list a whole bunch more but Seattle Times has already done that for me here.

Just be careful to avoid any kind of scam. It's unfortunate that when these kinds of things happen scams run rampant. Make sure that you're donating to a reputable organization that is going to use it to the best of their ability.

I completely support and agree with the President when he said, "To the people of Haiti, we say clearly, and with conviction, you will not be forsaken; you will not be forgotten. In this, your hour of greatest need, America stands with you."

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Mobile blog 2

So my sister didn't answer my phone call. I've been trying to think of what she could possibly be doing that's more important than answering my call about nothing. I think I figured it out.

The way I see it she must have been on the train home and some guy started hitting on her. She politely side stepped his advances but his determination was unwavered til she busted out with some telekenetic craziness. With just a raising of her eyebrow he was pinned to the roof of the car and screaming for mercy as his wind pipe was violently opening and closing at her discretion. Everyone on the train was cheering.

As she exited the train the swat team was waiting in full armor. They tried to detain her but she convinced them she wasn't who they were looking for. You see she also has an overwhelming power of persuasion.

Have I told you all that I have the most awesome sister ever?
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18 quickie

I'm on the bus and there is a woman staring at me. She has the creepiest eyes I've ever seen. They're beedy and huge at the same time. She's made matters worse by coating her eye lids in cerulean eye shadow so thick when she blinks a small cloud of dust is released. I have to wrap this up. I think she knows I'm blogging about her.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

I admit, it was me



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Legislative Session, Tea Party and a free Cascadia

It's that time of year again for the government to start tackling a whole new years worth of problems. And with the new session comes all the crazy things that people dream up, most of which are dismissed as soon as they're mentioned. However some that are dismissed really deserve a little more thought.

Now this may seem a bit out of character but there's some ideas the newly founded "Tea Party" is coming up with in the state legislative session than I like. Namely that they're trying to get HB2712 pushed through. I guess this is because while I'm very liberal in my politics I also am a secessionist at heart. I'm all for stopping Washington state's money from heading across the country.

Problem that they (Tea Partiers) are missing is that Washington state (and the Cascadia region as a whole) is dominated by liberal ideology when it comes to governance nowadays and I don't think that would change if we were recognized as an independent nation. Hell, we might even get more socially progressive with our government programs since: we wouldn't be sending so much of our hard earned money off to fight wars in the middle east, we wouldn't be spending our funds for projects that don't directly effect our area, and we wouldn't be financially responsible for the mess that has been created with the national debt.

Now I'm just rambling. Either way, FREE CASCADIA NOW!!!!

This house is sad

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Afternoon story time

I can't think of anything to blog about so I'm going to tell you the story of what happened to me the other night...

I walked out of the airport, but it wasn't Sea-tac. If anything it reminded me most of the airport in Baltimore, however it was located in Boulevard Park. The time was 3 am and all of the transportation options were hours away, including taxi cabs. Unsure of what to do I decided to start walking up to White Center.

I was walking up 128th when the 2x4ster rolled up beside me towing a small boat. I hopped in his ride and we drove from some time. I remember the drive, but none of it was familiar so I have no frame of reference with which to describe it, other than it was very forested and seemed to be on the Olympic peninsula.

We arrived at a house on a lake and unloaded the boat by the shore. For some time we scurried about making all the necessary preparation to go out on the water. I went into the house to grab something and found NESF and Raybies eating breakfast at in a kitchen that seemed newly remodled. The light was dim as they sat in ultra modern stools and shoveled oatmeal into their mouths. They seemed to have no concern for manners or cleanliness as they continued to pile loads of oatmeal onto their already over filled tongues. They noticed my presence but didn't stop eating. We spoke briefly but I was so disgusted with their appearance that I had to leave.

I went searching for whatever it was I was there to get but got sidetracked playing wii. I played for a while before I remembered what I was supposed to be doing. I ran to the window to see that NESF, Raybies and the 2x4ster were already out on the water. Enraged I stole the 2x4ster's car and drove back to the city.

As I was getting into downtown I saw my sister walking and picked her up. We decided to grab some food in the Intl Dist. Driving around the ID was more like driving around China Town in San Francisco only all the roads ended in steep cliffs that dropped off without warning.

We parked outside a small Vietnamese deli and headed in. There were people everywhere. I picked up a sandwich, a couple mini rolls of sushi and a spring roll. I went up to the cash register to pay and the woman told me my total was over $50. I insisted that she had to be wrong and she starts to read back my order which includes various high priced pieces of sashimi. I spread out the items I was trying to purchase and tell her this is all. She is set that I owe much more.

Suddenly a young professional type comes up and explains that they must be charging me for part of his order. On the register display he shows the woman a variety of color images that he had ordered. She refused to change anything. I was standing between the man and the woman as I looked over at my sister pointing to her wrist and then walking right out the door.

Monday, January 11, 2010

The Zoo in January

I went to the Zoo on Sunday with PMRob. Good times. Here's some pics...

Toucan
Poison Dart Frog
Colobus Monkey
Gorilla
Depressed Gorilla
Giraffe Skull
Snow Leopard
Orangutan
Hippo
Ocelot

There's more pics on my Flickr if you wanna check them out...

But logic broke...

On Saturday, after I got back from my sisters, I went to Half Priced Books in the District with NESF. We took the bus there and bummed about the store for a while. As we were leaving we just barely missed a bus. Instead of just waiting for the next we decided to walk for a while. We crossed I-5 and started the trek through Wallingford. It was a great winter day that seemed more like spring. As we closed in on the old Hollywood video a strange encounter fell upon us. With out any warning a man appeared behind us, as if he had just materialized there. He was a short man, wearing a black leather coat with a waist band and a black hat. As he moved forward he decided to pass right between us, his gaze constantly focused on me. For some time he stared directly at me. I felt vulnerable like he was about to attack me when he spoke, "Sorry, you look like someone I haven't seen in a very long time." "Oh," was all I could think to say. As he sped off ahead of us I could still see his eyes staring at me. Neither myself nor NESF could figure it out at first and then it came to us. Time Traveler. We were encountered by a man taught free of the future. I'm still not sure what his mission was, but I think it was very clear that he was supposed to initiate that interaction. It was so nice outside that we continued walking all the way back to Ballard.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Bumble bumble bumble bee


So I might trail off from blogging next week. I'm going to be assisting in the training of our new employee and I don't think that I want to blog with someone looking over my shoulder. But you never know. I might have to blog the whole experience. Actually Twitter is probably better for that. So even if I'm not putting up new posts keep an eye on my Twitter feed. It could be good...

Woodland Park Zoo is planning on closing the Nocturnal House. It's really a sad day. My favorite animal, the Ocelot, lives there, along with all kinds of other great animals like vampire bats, armadillos and sloths. Sunday there is an event scheduled to show support for the exhibit. You can find info here. Also join the FB group so that the Zoo realizes how many people don't want this exhibit to go... *The Ocelot does not live there. I was mistaken. When I got to the zoo it turns out that the Ocelot might be moving into the rain forest exhibit and is current in the house next to the Komodo Dragons, those things are awesome. However the bushbabies do live in the nocturnal house and are pretty awesome. It'll be sad to see it go...

Jim Mora is out as the Seahawks head coach. I don't really understand why they'd fire him before even hiring a new GM. I kinda hope whoever the new GM is just goes out and rehires him. He was given the same group as Holmgren had in his last season and came up with a 5-11 record compared to Mikes 4-12. To me it sounds like a bad team, not a bad coach. What the hawks really need to do is put together a decent offensive line and figure out what the long term situation with Matt Hasselbeck is. I'm still crossing my fingers that we're going to see Jake Locker in a hawks uniform in a couple years...

This plant continues to bring me unprecedented happiness...

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Don't do it Mr President


--------------------VS---------------------



Alright Mr. President, I've supported you from the beginning but you're about to piss me off. I've been waiting for the new season of Lost for far too long to have it pushed back at this point. I strongly urge you to hold the state of the union on the 26th. It's a much better date. That way you can let us know what's up sooner and yes you'd still be interrupting American Idol, but they'll just air the episode the next day instead of a whole week later. The last thing that you need at this point is 10 million angry Lost fans calling for your resignation, don't let that happen...

Sailor take warning

As I slept I was back at my old house. I went out the front door, that some would call the back door, and walked over to the small hill that led to the back yard. I stood about halfway down the slope when I heard the sound of a chain saw to the north. One of the largest trees in the area began to shake. I screamed, "GET OUT OF THE HOUSE!" People came running out. None of them my family, but they were there nonetheless.

A few moments later this massive tree began to fall in our direction. It crashed right through the house, it's tip nearly hitting us. I looked furiously to find out who had cut the tree down with no avail. If I'd found them I'd probably have killed them.

I went back to the house and the whole scene had changed, except the presence of the tree. Many of my coworkers were there. I went up to our HR lady who was lying in bed doing a puzzle. She told me that they were going to have to move my desk down into the basement due to tree damage. She wasn't able to show me where my new workstation was because she was injured in the crash.

I walked down the stairs, which were very treacherous due to collateral damage. I found my office had been set up underneath the stair case. As soon as I sat down to evaluate the situation my phone rang.

It was a customer of mine from Skagit county. She was furious and kept insisting that I was intentionally sabotaging their business. I tried to subdue her anger but that only seemed to fuel the fire. I finally told her that if I'm that horrible at taking her orders it's probably best that she speak with someone else with our company. She insisted that wasn't an option. I told her to call another company. Again that wasn't an option. Completely drained from the whole conversation I finally got her to agree to my calling her back after I "looked into" it more.

I quickly hit the "do not disturb" button on my phone and finally had a chance to take in my surroundings. About ten feet away, near what looked to be a furnace, was a few bean bag chairs, an old television and a Nintendo 64. I pulled up a bag and started to riffle through the games. They were all in disarray so I started to arrange them in a way that all of their titles were visible. Our warehouse manager showed up out of nowhere. "There's no point in organizing those. The kids will just come down and tear it apart again." "Kids?" I said. "Ha, you act like you're new here or something." He then went up the stairs.

I decided to go up and talk to HR again. As I walked into her office, the master bedroom, our sales manager was there putting away a puzzle that she had constructed on the bed sheets. "We're sending this back. There isn't enough Magenta." "I think it looks fine," she said. He point to the piece in the center of the puzzle, "you see this color?" The piece he pointed to was noticably different than the others. "This is the color that it should be. It's going back. Hey [Desomniac]". My alarm went off. I was lying in bed. From my bed I can see out the window to the east. The sky had a color that made it appear to be bleeding. It was the exact color of the "correct" puzzle piece. I turned over and hit the snooze. I'm still not ready for today...

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

We gon' do it 'till we cant or we fall

What's better than Outkast? The Teletubbies dancing to Outkast. I just wish the video quality was better...

Politics and desires

I really wish I had a cheesesteak right now...


Sen. Dodd isn't going to run for re-election. Good thing too. He wouldn't have won...

They aren't going to televise the debate on health care. This is in really bad form. I understand that President Obama wants this to happen as quickly as possible, but it also needs to be done in a way that gives American citizens a chance to see the government in action and understand everything that is going on. This is landmark legislation and to do it in secrecy is going to sour public opinion for reform, not just of health care but other sectors (financial, climate, etc)...

It hasn't even been a full week back since the holidays and I feel like I need a vacation...

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Gogurt, say it with me "goh-gert"

Doesn't it just make you want to laugh?

Maybe run to the store and buy a whole bunch of Gogurt with various celebrities on the packaging?



Maybe your mom forgot the gogurt and now you hop from crack to crack causing her excruciating pain. You're killing your mother. But you're right to do so, she should have remembered the gogurt...



Maybe it makes you want to get a whole box and down it in less than two minutes...



Maybe it causes you to fall into some sort of gender confused exorcist moment...



Whatever it does for you, let it keep doing it. GOGURT FOREVER!!!!!

"All I wanted was a kitty and they gave us this schizophrenic tiger"

I "stumbled" across this pic earlier. I think it's fitting:


There is a procession today for Deputy Kent Mundell Jr (RIP). I want to go back to the days that I could hit up the Seattle Times website and not have the front page feature something about dead cops. It doesn't seem like that long ago...

In other local news McGinn was sworn in as Mayor. As many of you know I supported his candidacy. However that doesn't mean I'm going to idly sit back and hope he does the right thing and neither should you. If you want something changed in Seattle contact him NOW and don't let up until it happens. Elections are full of idealistic promises some of them good and some of them bad. Make sure the good ones don't fall to the wayside with the bad...

In other political news what the hell is going on in Massachusetts? Naked Republicans? Whodathunkit?

Let's both go to NYC

You think you know which 23 tracks Pavement is going to include on their upcoming best of record "Quarantine the Past". Take a stab at guessing the track list and you could win a trip to NYC to see them in September. Naturally if you are filling this out because I posted it, I'll be expecting to go with you. If you're going to do it you need to do so before 1/19/10 or we'll both be SOL.



I'm starting to get the feeling that their inbed script is trash...you can find it here too.

Their script is good...it's just my blog doesn't appear to be wide enough...maybe it's just me but if it isn't follow the link and you'll get the full view.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Back at it

The holidays are over and much like everyone else I'm getting settled back into work. It's depressing to think that it's 6 months before another holiday. I think that I'm going to have to plan a vacation between now and then...

NYE was good. Spent it with a bunch of friends out in Lake City slumber party style. The rest of the weekend was fairly low key. Nursed a hang over and then went out to a going away party for MNom. Sunday was spent watching football all day. The Seahawks make me want to cry, even though yesterdays game wasn't nearly as bad as some of the prior slaughterings. Oh well, maybe next year. As for now GO EAGLES!!!...


What do you write in a cover letter to an editor who openly admits to not reading them?...

I need to decide which project I'm going to be working on this year. I'm torn between a few of them. It'll probably end up being Metro since I didn't get as much done as I'd have liked at the end of last year. Part of me feels like starting something completely new though. I dunno, bah...

Read this morning that Radiohead is back in the studio. That's the best news that I've heard thus far this year. Hopefully we'll see something new from them in 2010...

Last year I had 333 blog posts. Up from 55 in 2008. Makes me wonder how many there will be in 2010...

Speaking of 2010. There has been some discussion about how to say it. Is it "twenty ten" or "two thousand ten"? I'm voting for "twenty ten". Less syllables. At the same time, how is this making it's way into the evening news? Say it however you feel more comfortable. It means the same damn thing: Winter Olympics, FIFA World Cup and Census...

I can't wait for the Olympics...