It's nothing more than frivolous lies...

I want to talk about peanuts for a moment. Thats PEANUTS not penis, for those of you who get confused. Peanuts are a good food. That's all about peanuts...

A MONKEY ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO!!! It's a scene here in Seattle. The zoo is on lockdown. People are starting to panic. There have been reports of giraffes on the highway. Greenwood is over run with penguins and polar bears fighting for 85th Street supremacy. Not five minutes ago there was a group of elephants and aardvarks terrorizing a elderly patron at the Wallingford liquor store. What kind of world do we live in when a seventy-eight year old transvestite can't buy a 1/2 gallon of schnapps without being assaulted by a group of afrotheria?...

I need to get my focus back. I'm hoping that it comes in the spring. I have a lot of projects that are in the planning stage I really want to get off the ground (bhangra, archery, etc) and some that I've been working on but trailed off at some point. Maybe I just need to put a halt on all new hobbies until I can get some of these off the list...

If anyone out there has a wood lathe, hit me up in the comments. I still need to make a unicorn horn...

Semisesquicentennial, Demisesquicentennial or Hemisesquicentennial?

Today is a good day. Not sure why. Waking up was a little rough, but as soon as I got to work I was in a great mood. I think that it has something to do with all the Animal Collective I've been listening to (it's all I've listened to for days now)...

I'm trying to make a unicorn horn for our shipper. He's the last unicorn. He needs a horn. A majestic horn. With tassels...

Tomorrow I'm taking a class. It's called "Blog to Book". Looks interesting. Hopefully I'll learn some new techniques that I'll be able to show off for you next week...

Tonight everything is going to start to change. The garden has grown out of control and I can't reach it's inner workings, so it all has to move. Which means that I have to move the table, the shelves, the plants, the light, well everything in the dining room. In the end it will be better though. Peas are coming in nicely. And the bell peppers are shooting out flowers left and right. The tobacco is growing rapidly. Hopefully it doesn't take over. Wait, maybe thats a good thing...

I'm still laughing about honey...