Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Werewolves aren't of any concern to us anymore

I think that I may have experienced a mild traumatic brain injury last night. I bashed my head into a door and the force sent me backwards and I hit my head on the shower wall. I've been pretty out of it ever since. I'm afraid that whatever happened to me might negate any telepathic ability I've built up at this point...

You think it's alright?

I love this picture and everything that it represents:



You think it's alright?

Lets all take a moment to publicly shame the people of Alaska, New Mexico and Wyoming. Of all the states in our fine union they are the only ones who have never had a citizen stumble upon my blog. Now I understand that they're small states however I find it hard to believe that the number of people in Alaska with internet access is smaller than the number of people in Mozambique with access and they found my blog. I think this is just a big fail on their part. I've now decided that these people have had their chance and am going to be looking for a way to block my blog from the people of AK, NM and WY...

You think it's alright?

On the way to work this morning I was a bit confused and wandering to catch the 7. As I was walking along Jackson a woman rolled down her window and yelled at me, "Brandon!" I turned to look at her and when I did she cover face and sped away...

You think it's alright?



Can't you feel the knife?

2 comments:

  1. I'll have you know that I've just recently moved From Alaska TO New Mexico and I've stumbled upon your blog in both places. Ergo I move to have both states stricken from your 'find a way to block' list!

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  2. My deepest apologies Leandra. I have post an update to reflect this new shit that's come to light. I'm going to have to sit down and have a long talk with Analytics about this. By chance do you use an RSS feed or Google Reader?

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