The analytics must be flawed

My deepest apologies to the people of Alaska and New Mexico. It has been brought to my attention that Leandra has been representing your fair states in viewership. I will not be placing either of you on "the list". Further more I take back anything that I said that may have been taken as offensive. I was wrong. I'll say it again: I WAS WRONG! I hope that this incident doesn't hamper any further progress between us.

As for the people of Wyoming you can all go screw yourselves with a rusted spinning wheel. You mean nothing to me.