Wednesday, February 4, 2009
A chilling vision of things to come.
Space avengers took over the comptroller and now we've got molds growing in crevasses that people didn't think could sustain life. There is a cool wind floating in the air, which many people have brushed aside as the icy hand of winter, but I assure you it's much more. The ice demons are amassing in the depths of the Pacific and we're rapidly approaching the breaking point. So in an effort to call for unity I urge everyone out there in the blogosphere to destroy your televisions, microwave your cellphones, incinerate your microwaves, and take to the hills now. The water is rising and we don't have much to look forward to...
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